don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via dutchster)


If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via infamousgod)


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via infamousgod)


keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit


keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew, via purehearts)


when people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because I’m afraid if they knew they’d fall in love with you too.

(via dutchster)

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.

Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via aviolafyre)

(Source: lookingforsomeonewhocares, via ticketsandpassp0rts)


how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via infamousgod)



When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via deadmendontbitee)


the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via dutchster)


I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via infamousgod)


how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via dutchster)

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*